January 2011
Losing your parents while shopping
burritoshopsoundtrack:
staytruetoyou-:
at 6 years old:
now:
omg me
The best excuse.
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
If you love your dad, repost this. One boy didn't...
vee-myofb:
Don’t touch my daddy.
Facebook now supports GIFs.
kill-all-idiots:
this is awesome.
click here for details.
Does this girl ever close her mouth?
wwiao:
Answer: no.
(via badcontrol.com)
When someone insults something you love
permanentnewgirl:
emiliekennedy:
I love him
Reblog if you knew about Paramore before Twilight.
swallowbitch-peoplearestarving:
What kind of question is this? Of course I do!
So when I have headphones in...
theworldfallsuponme:
alyaae:
I’m sitting here all happy listening to music
Then somebody talks at me
So when I think they’re done, I turn my music back on
But they’re not done, and start speaking to me again and I’m just like…