December 2010
Tonight I learned that "Meme" is actually...
xfrecklesandtea:
Do you know what's the real meaning "HELLO"?
stuckindestiny:
It is a name of a girl.
Yes! MARGARET HELLO.
SHE WAS THE GIRLFRIEND OF GRAHAMBELL WHO INVENTED THE TELEPHONE!
After all these years..
AN ACCURATE 2010 HOROSCOPE :) →
asecondchance:
hisperfectmatch:
arockettothemoonsixteen:
elloisemanuel:
cheskauyyy:
immovingonbutyoureleftbehind-:
andreeeeaaaa:
foreverawallflower:
ihuggieyou:
causewearealive:
callmecarpio:
This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you’ll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning … and it only gets worse from there. ARIES - The Aggressive...
Habang naglalakad...
Gyno: Pare, tignan mo yun oh. Cute ng bata. Nagtatago.
Friend: Saan?
Gyno: Doon. Nakatago siya.
Friend: SAAN? Hindi ko naman kasi makita.
Gyno: EH TANGA, KAYA NGA NAGTATAGO PARA HINDI MAKITA. BOBO KA BA, SIGE NGA, TAGUAN TAYO TAPOS MAGTAGO KA PERO KITA KO. OH, NAGTAGO KA PA. TANGA KA KASI EH.
Habang naglalakad...
Gyno: Pare, tignan mo yun oh. Cute ng bata. Nagtatago.
Friend: Saan?
Gyno: Doon. Nakatago siya.
Friend: SAAN? Hindi ko naman kasi makita.
Gyno: EH TANGA, KAYA NGA NAGTATAGO PARA HINDI MAKITA. BOBO KA BA, SIGE NGA, TAGUAN TAYO TAPOS MAGTAGO KA PERO KITA KO. OH, NAGTAGO KA PA. TANGA KA KASI EH.
When people on Facebook like their own status
darlieecious:
it's a picture of my cock on your computer!:... →
laughingallthewaytothehospital:
thegirlnextdoorscreepyfriend:
-6brkt9-:
Since it’s almost 2011, I want to give something to the wonderful people of tumblr!
That is a Class-A Rare Unicorn, and it is only seen in Madagascar.
RULES:
You must FOLLOW my blog. (jackbara-kat.tumblr.com) If you’re not following…
omg djfhskdjfhksdjfhksdjhfksdjfsdk
si VICE GANDA maliligo sa pool.
thefuturepresidentandres:
si VICE GANDA maliligo sa pool. GUARD: sir maliligo ho kau?? ViCE: ay hindi! maghihilamos lang ako sa pool. ViCE: magkano kuya? GUARD: ang entrance po? ViCE: ay hindi? ang exit di ba papasok palang ako! ViCE: walang utak GUARD: ako?? ViCE: HINDI! YUNG POOL! *hahahaha :DD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAA
How do you have sex with a mermaid?
laughingallthewaytothehospital:
myrandomobsessions:
iiyaknayan:
notebookofhearts:
JUST DIED HAHAHAHAH
yeah, i mean how do they reproduce ?
this is probably why their extinct. ask;dljfakljdghopqiakdjsnv
^^
laughingallthewaytothehospital:
jackbaracat:
thesummerscent:
-worthfightingfor:
tortoisesoup:
carcrashedheart:
santiagobernabeu:
thewaine:
johnohskrotch:
mirahj:
fattron:
veevalentine:
jizzlemycrawford:
Throughly confused.
strange ..
This girl is on crack. ‘Nuff said.
AHHAAHAHHA.
gurlwtf.
WATEVEN
oh god it’s back
oh my ajskndasd
DOING SOMETHING ABSURD WITH...
When girls are on their period: Girl; "Hey can you...
llanamielle:
that awkward moment when you don't know if a car...